Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen


		Hip Hop Star Eminem (Pictured left) should be saturated with butter because he is most certainly on a roll. A recently as two years ago he was probably better know as Francis Marshall Periwinkle-Schoenstein IV, the head waiter at the famous Smegio's in Beverly Hills, Ca. Like any young man of good breeding, he used his indomitable will to get his career off the ground. "He was just fly enough to get his foot in the door", says record producer Jason "Mack" Goldberg.




The White Boy Jam		Ebonics for the Racially Challenged

I came from the edge of town Check it, the suburbs were my 'hood. I am angry and I'm white and I'm misunderstood! I had to got college, boyz The MBA was my plan so I could get a job, y'all an' wear Perry Ellis 'cos I wanna be the Man. Study to get the grade, boyz Da prof better make sure I pass or I'll roll through his 'hood and bust a cap in his ass!		Ebonics:
		Yo! Word up, Dawg? Peep my homie's dope ass crib. It's so fly it be crying and shit like a motherfucker. He's my cuz and I call him money.
		What it means:
		Hello. How are you doing, my friend? Have a look at my neighbor's house. He keeps a very nice lawn and everything is always in a good state of repair. This, of course, increases the value of my own property.


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