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The Web Site So Inexplicably Phat That It Should Make Jenny Craig It's Bitch! |
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The very Phatest of all the jams for you, my dearest homeboys. |
| Will Smith- Wild, Wild West- This jam is phat and the movie was phat. The Burger King Wild, Wild West Meal was just phattening. |
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| Coolio- Gangsta's Paradise- This hip-hop gem of a tune is especially phat. I like his homeboy's hair because it reminds me of this doll my sister had. |
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| Snoopy Doggie Dog- Murder Was the Case- Snoopy sounds very different from how I had imaged that he would sound. He also seems to have a bit of a potty mouth. Charlie Brown should take a rolled up newspaper and bring the smack down on his posterior. |
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| Soft Cell- Tainted Love- While it is most definitely not a rap or hip-hop tune, I put it here because every time I hear it I think about how Eminem seems to be denying his true sexual orientation. |
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